wow… is this me?…

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my life... - omg mom -

me:

*cough cough*
mom:

are you still sick?
me:

yeah I guess... but it's not as bad as it was. my throat doesn't hurt, so..
mom:

oh well that's good.
silence
me:

heh, today mr.martin was like, "i hate you. you got me sick. Now my throat hurts"
awkward silence
mom:

have you guys been kissing or what ???
me:

[SMILES UNCONTROLABLY AND TRIES TO HIDE MY RED FACE] Oh my god mom no!

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underestimatedoswinfangirl:

realtired-ofyourshitmasterwayne:

johnnydepps:

iamjonwanker:

yes mom he’s 49 but he’s really hot

yes mom he’s 47 but he’s really hot

yes mom he’s 30 but he’s really hot

yes mom he’s 34 but he’s really hot

yes mom he’s 36 but he’s really hot

yes mom he’s 37 but he’s really hot

yes mom he’s 41 but he’s really hot

yes mom he’s 31 but he’s really hot

yes mom he’s 38 but hes really hot

yes mom hes 907 but hes really hot

dylanquents:

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them

Reblog if you love Coldplay

itsallaboutcoldplay:

misscoldplaylover:

danceandpolofreak:

sketchmenow:

Proud to be a Coldplayer.

13.8 million notes holy

we’re amazing

13,807,717 WOW

I love yoou Coldplayers <3

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THIS WAS NO REGULAR BASKETBALL GAME
OH NO
THIS WAS A TEST.
THE MOST INTENSE SEXUAL FRUSTRATION TEST
EVER
IT’S SAFE TO SAY THATI FAILED.

coldplfan:

Minimalist poster # Viva la Vida/Prospeckt’s March SINGLES

Mr.Martin playing basketball ♥

I think I know what I’m going to do. I’m going to show this footage to my loyal followers. The ones who always message me and like my posts and read my stories c: I’m probably going to put it in a password protected sideblog thing~

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

hey its "mr. martin" idk if you know this but i love chris and so i google chris martin stuff one night and saw your page because you say he's your boyfriend and now see you have a crush on me. Meet me at my car after school on monday :)

can’t wait <333

panic-at-the-dildos:

IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

OH MY GOD COLD *space* PLAY

moonplayer:

algemesii:

Coldplay

“world’s hottest band” BLESS THIS

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

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my life… - The Game -

Okay so this isn’t going to be super detailed because I haven’t decided on what I’m going to do!!! So today there was a student vs. teacher basketball game and Mr.Martin played!!! (of course!) He had been so pumped to play and he loves basketball and is good at it since he’s played for the city league! like wow I was sooo excited to see him play!!! I recorded like the whole first half and wow he’s just unf. I got pics too!! Ugh wonderful video and pics of him that I can’t stop looking at omg and I want to show you guys, but it’s in our gym and well the school spirit in our gym is pretty visable, so I’m afraid someone would try to figure out my school and stuff so idk what to do D: I’d really love to show you guys though!! He’s just too much for me *dies*